Saturday, December 27, 2025

Bergamot bowls and intervening activities

Friday I achieved quite a few tangential tasks. To wit: I was going upstairs to assemble, that means find, the various tools and materials needed for the Decoration of the Bergamot Bowls. 

On the way up I noticed ny new boots that I'm trying to get used to. They're new, stiff and I haven't worn boots in years and have to get used to something up around my ankles. So I've been practicing a bit each day.

Then I remembered there are stretchers that will help. An online search revealed that the expensive ones are almost as much as the boots even without shipping, and the cheapies don't work. Oh. But there's a stretching spray the posh people use with the expensive stretchers. 

Another search, I was still on the stairs, revealed you can get pretty much the same spray product arriving anywhere till mid January, and costing any old amount plus any old equal amount for shipping. Then I tracked down the same spray, free shipping, arriving in the next couple of days. So that's set up.

Then I continued upstairs, original goal still in mind, and while I was rummaging around for a brush, found a retractable pen with a dry ink thing. Set it aside because I had an idea about it.

Then found various metallic paints, tissue paper for papier mache for the Bowls, white glue and a spray bottle with dilute white glue in it that I'd used to apply handmade paper to lampshades, you've seen them.

Finally made it downstairs, replaced the ink thing with a spare I had which happened to fit well enuf fer gummint work and I have a new pen.

I washed out the spray bottle and kept it for other uses. 

And then, not before time, set up the Bowl Decoration Department.



The procedure is to tear up the tissue paper, which happens to have arrived wrapped round the boots I started with above, to everything a season, and apply using the dilute white glue and a decent brush. 

It's okay because the glue is water soluble, no harm to the brush if you wash it promptly.  And, pausing only to bathe my eyes because I'm sensitive to white glue, I got the first coat of papier mache applied. 

This needs to dry, then another coat, before I get to the painting. I'm thinking gold metallic and black. So far, so fun. I love this process as you see the tissue blending in to make a new surface.

Other important issues, I'm listening to a guy on YouTube getting all happy about words and language in Shakespeare. This was after I'd been hearing Dr Reyes,  Filipina professor of language and meaning schooling a BBC presenter who, if he had only one foot, would have got off on the wrong one. She was calm, excellent and very cool.

I love etymology, always looking up word origins and tracking down trains of thought. When Handsome Son was here, somehow Henry VIII and chicken got into the convo. Don't ask me, I only live here.

Whereupon I said that reminds me, I watched the Bishop's Wife again. HS looked completely baffled at this leap, which seemed obvious to me.

So I explained, Charles Laughton played Henry in a classic movie. He was married (complications there, but anyway) at one time to Elsa Lanchester who plays Mildred in the BW.  See, quite clear.

My mom used language in her own way, not with unfathomable pathways of meaning but her own stamp on words and expressions.  

She would say he was so startled he sat up boltright!  Or, that spider's harmless but he can give you a nasty bite. And oh, there was such a human cry!

As Dr Reyes says, language is flexible, adaptable to culture and people. Especially some people.

Happy day everyone. Remember it pays not to stick to doing one thing at a time. Around here anyway. Fluffinia says dryly, yesh, that's her mantra, until she gets another.




 


25 comments:

  1. Your mother and SG could have had some wonderful conversations where neither knew what the other was talking about.

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    1. I was thinking of SG when I wrote that, especially the church gongs. She'd have liked him a lot.

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  2. And as for Henry VIII and chicken, wasn't it Charles Laughton's portrayal that started the popular image of Henry being a glutton who'd eat a whole chicken and throw the carcass on the floor when done?

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    1. Yes, that's the one. Such Hollywood calumny! He was in fact reported as a fastidious man. He'd have banished anyone throwing chickens about.

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    1. I remember my son, tired if my endless explaining, saying, yeah, mom, two Greek words, no I don't need you to write them!

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  4. You reminded me of myself, one thing leading to another, all attached by a thread in my mind:)

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    1. It all follows perfectly. Just not clear to other people.

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  5. I recently watched a "Time Team" episode where the archaeologists dug for Henry VIII's jousting yard...as a younger man he was quite the athlete. I've now streamed all 10 seasons of that series. It was fun.

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    1. He was a terrific athlete, jousting, hunting, tennis, the lot. I don't think it was just kingly pr, because his wins in jousting seemed solid.

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  6. Sounds like you had lots of squirrel-moments in your search for art materials and I must say I'm quite impressed that you remembered your original purpose in going upstairs because the RC and I often live in the here-after.
    Talking about expressions - I know I use a number of them that aren't commonly known and yet seem to me to be normal. One of my friends is constantly laughing at something I come out with and then she uses them on her husband who promptly comments that it must be a 'MA-ism'.

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    1. I wonder if the expressions are family ones? They can baffle outsiders.
      I always complete my thread, no matter how many tangents happen. I've had a lot of practice.

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  7. Glen's mother also used language in her own way. Some of it was so perfect. I remember she called breasts "dinners" when they were being used for nursing.
    I have the hardest time staying on task. It's one but-first after another around here. I am impressed that you do eventually get back to your original purpose.

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    1. I always get everything done with tangents!

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  8. Now you may not need it since you ordered a stretcher but I read about this recently - stretching your shoes with ice -
    https://www.wikihow.com/Stretch-Your-Shoes-With-Ice
    Sounds like it would be right up your alley! ;)

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    1. Whoa, thank you, I'll check that out. I ordered just a spray, not stretchers, so we'll see what works best.

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  9. Perhaps we were connected by an ethereal thread on Friday? I had a whole discussion with my stepmother about the bother of boots. They’re useful, but sometimes they don’t fit quite right (need to be stretched), and sometimes our ankles are annoyed by them (they fit okay, but it’s just bothersome to feel so confined by them — if that makes any sense to you!). We also had quite a discussion about the words pant versus pants. We talked about etymology, which was a new word to my kids. Thank you again for taking on the bergamot bowl task so I don’t have to!

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    1. Sister from another mother! Yes, that's exactly my boot position. I think pant is the garment trade term for what civilians call pants. And that word depends on which side of the Atlantic you're on.

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    2. Ha, yes -- sister from another mother!

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  10. Not only is language flexible, it changes constantly over time as enough people adopt new uses. Many, many people say "I had a pit in my stomach," for example. Even though the correct phrase is, "I felt it in the pit of my stomach," the new usage may be supplanting the old. (This may not be the best example but it's what comes to mind at the moment.)

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    1. My response is well you'd better have a pit in your stomach! It keeps the food from falling out!
      Another totally wrong but passing for right is the despicable "begs the question". Trying to explain the concept of the circular argument is a waste of energy, so many people not even grasping the concept. Arghghgh. Don't get me started...

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  11. Henry VIII to The Bishop's Wife. Another term for that is "stream of consciousness". I for one would be loss without it.

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    1. More like a stream of lacunae, if you ask me!

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