So today was a lot. Two neighbors came over together, one, my contractor friend, to measure the sofa in order to plan how to raise it to a safe height for sitting with a titanium hip, one to say I was to tell her anything I needed while I recovered. Then it was time for Gary to drive me to the surgeon's office. We got chatting and overshot the turn, retraced our path and got there in good time anyway.
Bottom line: if primary doctor and some cardio agree I am up to it, Titanium Hippolyta will be installed April 17. My primary will help set up the cardiology thing, and go from there.
And here's the amazing part: they do the work without cutting any muscle or tendon. This means faster recovery of strength. The PA who took the health history explained it's a 24 hour thing, and if I can do various skills such as, get this, STAIRS, and other vital things, I can go home next day. If I'm not up to it, there's another day of physical therapy before I leave.
Meanwhile I did get new toys from a small online business, a Hip Kit.
As you see, everything from a sock putteronner to a long handled shoe horn, to a back scratcher, cracked me up, and a handy grabber, all of which I've played with. Hip or no hip, the grabber is great for things I'm mysteriously too small to reach, and I think most of these items should be here now anyway. I dropped my hearing aid yesterday awkwardly and could have used the grabber to retrieve it. And I'm a crack sockonner now.
Many moving parts yet, about my car and handsome son getting its inspection done this month, his first time driving it, and getting the cardio organized and about seventy eight calls and arrangements. About cortisone shot, no, about Prolia yes, if that doctor agrees, etc. Anyway I baked sugar cookies for handsome son visiting tomorrow to get updated.
Which reminds me, the food porn catalog came today again.
It's largely lovely kitchen tools and baking mixes. So you can look like a great baker without actually being one.
This tool I have, and it's excellent. Mine was made in I think Romania or somewhere, and I love the wooden handle and how effective the design is to mix batter.
So that's where we are chez Boud. A little dazed at the pace and all the people I dealt with today. And calls. And texts. Information coming at me from a firehose. The surgery coordinator or someone will call with another fire hose at some point, probably when I'm in the middle of physical therapy, or making crisp tofu sticks or something, to tell me many other things I need to know.
Happy day, everyone, I hope yours was a bit less dramatic.
Wow they’re really getting the ball rolling.
ReplyDeleteIt is amazing what they can do these days.
I really hope it goes well for you
Thank you, I'm barely keeping up with the pace.
DeleteI think after a day like that, I would take to the demon drink.
ReplyDeleteWell, I did make a pot of tea.
DeleteGreat news about the hip surgery. May it all go perfectly. I love the bag of tricks your ordered. We could use a lot of those, although we do have a few extendable back scratchers. Over the past year (few years) I could have used a sock putter-onner and a dropped-things-grabber. I suppose I need to be grateful that I can manage those things on my own again, although I curse whenever I drop anything... or whenever I’m picking up after SG. I ask you, why does a used cereal bowl need to be placed on a shelf three inches above the floor in his office? Admittedly, he’s trainable. He used to leave it directly on the floor.
ReplyDeleteIt will be decades before SG puts his cereal bowl in the kitchen at this rate. I think the socker and pickerup are great, for a lot of people.
DeleteIt’s all happening so quickly, Boud. A lot to keep track of and prepare for…
ReplyDeleteYes, panting here a bit.
DeleteAbout a month until surgery? Holy moly, that's fast! In Canada, the waiting list for hip (or knee) replacements is usually over a year. We are very backed up with demand here.
ReplyDeleteIn universal healthcare rationing is by time, in insured care it's by $$. Faster works better to avoid deterioration in joints, I think.
DeleteWell I've known quite a few hip replacement folks that did well and I hope that happens for you too. It is amazing what they can do nowadays. I watched our local ortho surgeon on a large screen when he did my shoulders and my elbow surgeries. He even gave me a recording of the surgeries.
ReplyDeleteBest of luck to you.
I don't really want to watch! But I hope for a good outcome. It's so good of you to be encouraging, considering what you're handling right now, thank you.
DeleteThis is a lot of info - and the idea that a hip replacement is done without cutting any muscle or tendon boggles my mind! Wonderful! I love your bag of tricks, too. Buying a grabby stick a while back was a game-changer for me, and I now have one in the house, one in the Poultry Palace, one in the workshop, etc. Last year I picked up ~10,000 sticks with one, while puttering in the paddocks every day.
ReplyDeleteI could have used one years ago. Now I realize it works outside, too!
DeleteThis is happening quickly for you, and you seem top be getting as well-prepared as possible. It would happen more slow
ReplyDeleteIt feels like speed of light!
DeleteI a not sure if you just got a comment. Something happened, and I didn’t get a chance to proof it.
ReplyDeleteI think I got part of a comment, but I got the gist.
DeleteIt's all coming together now and that's good news. It's good to have those tools even for a person not having surgery. I've stocked up on the long shoe horn and a collapsing cane and a grabber/reacher. I know the time is coming soon when I will need all of these helpers as I have started using some already.
ReplyDeleteYes, I could have used some of these for years now!
DeleteWhoa! So much on your plate! And I'm not talking tofu sticks.
ReplyDeleteI have a grabber thing. I don't use it a lot but I love it when I do. When Glen's out of town and it's time to feed the birds, I use the grabber to lift the cup of birdseed up to put it in the feeder. It's WAY too tall for me. Or to get things out of the cabinet that are too high up.
I don't have a mixer-upper like that. Should I get one? Eh, I've lived this long without it.
Don't tell anyone but I use the pasta strainer spoon as a back scratcher. It is awesome.
These tools are going to be used a lot, I can see.
DeleteDefinitely food porn! I'm glad things are moving along. It sounds like you have a wonderful network of friends to help, so that's great. And the hip kit is fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI fi feel pretty supported at this point. The hip kit is also fun.
DeleteI do! Not fi, dangit.
DeleteThose things that raise sofas and beds are pretty easy to come by, online or at a medical supply store. My husband made some for our couch with his 3D printer at work and I bought some for the head of my bed (reflux). They work well. Hope everything goes well and good on you for practicing before hand. I never would have though of that.
ReplyDeleteI think my own comment went into spam. Anyway I was saying this sofa doesn't work so well with what's out there, safer to get risers made. So I am.
DeleteAnd I'm often over prepared, so practicing isn't something new to my compulsive heart!
I am a huge fan of the King Arthur backing "magazine" myself. Isn't amazing how they can do hip replacement these days? I remember when aunts had to go to a nursing home for several weeks and still struggled when they came home. The new surgery techniques and hardware are just so awesome. I am always shocked (and grateful) when I see people out and about so soon after a hip surgery.
ReplyDeleteI'm hopeful that it will be undramatic.
DeleteI never heard of a hip surgery done that way and home so soon! VERY glad to hear it as one is likely in my future down the road.
ReplyDeleteFood porn--lol! I have one of those batter whisks and they work great!
I haven't gotten a grabber yet, but that sounds like something else my future self should have. But the socksputeroner...I think I am going to search for that now! Thanks! :)
I wasn't up to date on how they do this surgery now either. Not as difficult as it used to be even a few years ago. Definitely get the cool tools, they're worth it.
DeleteWell, I don't know about all the things, but I heartily agree with you on the utility of a Danish dough whisk! Excellent for mixing dough and also pancake batter. I started using a long-handled shoehorn 10 years ago during a surgery recovery. I can mostly manage without it now, but it's so much easier just to use it. My 12-yr-old loves using a shoehorn (a regular-sized one) too, which cracks me up. He often seems like he may be an old soul, and his use of a shoehorn is such an embodiment of it!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny, the mature 12year old using a shoehorn. So unlike his age group.
DeleteI love my back scratchers. I have one in most rooms in the house! I think I'd enjoy that catalogue too.
ReplyDeleteGreat that everything is going ahead so quickly. And how they do these operations? Magic.
Yes, r think this surgery is pretty magical. I've never used a back scratcher! New idea to me.
DeleteSo happy to hear the surgery can be done so quickly because then there's less time for you to stress about it. In the meantime it's bound to be a whirlwind of activity to get all your ducks in a row. Also was amazed to hear that the surgery won't involve cutting muscles which will help with a speedy recovery.
ReplyDeleteMust admit the picture of those lemon squares made me hungry!
I think I'm getting my support system organized pretty well now. I love lemon squares, too. Haven't made them in ages.
DeleteI've never heard or seen a Danish whisk before. I'll keep a look out for one as I'm intrigued. Back scratcher sounds great. Picker-upper too. Well Boud, you have a lot on your plate that's for sure. Good to know the surgery is such that it will be a quicker recovery. Wishing you only the very best in all this.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the good wishes. I love that whisk, a great design for quickly mixing dough and batter.
DeleteWow, what a lot for one day! And now you can sit back, relax, scratch back when needed, pull socks on while reaching the furthest places to pick up whatevers! And then you get to go be pampered by nurses at the hospital...coming home with a hip which you've already named no less! I'm happy for you.
ReplyDeleteThese toys, I mean tools, are definitely amusing me. I'm easily amused.
DeleteSounds like a quicker recovery.
ReplyDeleteOh I do love those lemon squares! I have looked at that wisk but I just can't buy more gagets.
Cathy
I hear you on the gadgets. I hesitated over this, but it makes mixing bread dough so much easier.
DeleteI admire your preparations and support and so good you got the kit too!
ReplyDeleteIt's a great kit.
DeleteI'm so pleased to see that array of helping tools. Best of luck, all will be well.
ReplyDeleteDid you recognize them? I bet you did.
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