They signed up for dollmatch.com in time for Sadie Hawkins day today, so that they can pick the boy dolls of their dreams and propose to them. Then came the decisions on the profile shots to use.
|Mailing in their votes, suffragette outfits, politically conscious|
|Good home cook making old fashioned shortbread|
|We clean up good, too|
|And we do like a nice car|
|Call me Michelle's glamor shot|
|Blondie Firstborn looking inviting|
|But we know how to make soap, too, not just a pretty face|
|Even dressed in our best we don't forget our pets|
Should I break it to them that they will have to move in with the boy dolls and away from here, and where will their next outfits come from then? boy dolls not being famous as earners. No, some things are better discovered for yourself. They probably assume they will import the boy dolls for me to attend to.
Elton wondered if this was a suitable event for his participation, but after they assured him they were in search of boy dolls, not boy dogs, he sat down at the piano and rendered an energetic Danny Boy, then a stylized Mendelssohn Wedding March, not too obvious. He also wondered if there's a March Madness song, but couldn't call it to mind.